Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
