Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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