D3 body, D1 cock
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
no more duck duck goose at the bar
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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