We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
