Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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