So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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