You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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