I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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