Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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