white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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