found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I've blown a few things in my day
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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