ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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