He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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