i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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