Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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