i barfeds in our rink
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
third nipple confirmed
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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