Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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