If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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