ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Duck Duck Cougar?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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