Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Randomize
