If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
she looked like the before picture.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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