So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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