Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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