i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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