do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We got so high we made milksteak
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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