I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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