wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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