ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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