never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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