I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Boobs are out for the taking
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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