We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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