I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Randomize
