i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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