fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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