garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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