Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize