fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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