she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
they need to just BURY HIM!
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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