I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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