If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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