i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
God, I missed his penis.
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