i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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