Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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