And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
NoShamevember. You game?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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