Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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