Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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