Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
My feet surprised me
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