my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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