If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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