I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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