she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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