He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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