wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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